Thursday, December 30, 2010

2011 wishes

My wife forwarded me one of those e-mails people who work in offices get. She thougth it was actually good enough to pass on to me, (knowing how I hate mindless chain spam mail), and I thought it was good enough to post. To all those secret closet readers... have a GREAT 2011!

2011 Contract
After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2011!
It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2011
May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.
 
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
 
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
 
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy
 
May the problems you had, forget your home address!
 
In simple words ............
 
May 2011 be the best year of your life!!

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